Jump to content

Baby Thor

  • entries
    104
  • comments
    791
  • views
    17,963

Kitten for Sale


Imrlgoddess

1,896 views

For Sale: 

1 medium sized, sleek, black, extra naughty kitten. Self cleaning, needs extra pets at bedtime, likes yummy milk & ice cream flavored fingers. Also likes bouncy balls, fuzzy mice, & string.

Will absolutely sit amongst your current craft projects to ensure quality control.

Will trade for booze.

 (No those quilt squares weren't strategically placed or anything. Totally wasn't taking them row by row to assemble. Mom doesn't have final deadlines coming up, it's cool.) 

IMG_20161113_133711.jpg

20161113_130734.jpg

20161113_130729.jpg

  • Upvote 12

15 Comments


Recommended Comments

Imrlgoddess

Posted

"I'm so sorry mama, let me stretch up into your arms & purr my butt off while I rub all overs." 

Can we say sluuutttt baaagggg. 

20161113_140050.jpg

  • Upvote 9
Link to comment
Bethella

Posted

We could have a bidding war to see who gets him! :kitty-wink:

I'll open with a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. 

  • Upvote 8
Link to comment
Imrlgoddess

Posted

Omg I just poured a mimosa.... we'd be lit like Christmas by the end of it!

  • Upvote 6
Link to comment
HarryPotterFan

Posted

Naughty kitty baby knows he's in trouble. He's trying to manipulate you with his cuteness.

  • Upvote 10
Link to comment
Imrlgoddess

Posted

He's quite good at it. He knows who falls for kitten face! (It's mom every. single. time.)

  • Upvote 7
Link to comment

Some of the ladies in my quilting guild have decided it's one of those laws of nature that if you lay a quilt out, it will attract kitties(or puppies). In fact, when we go on our yearly retreat some ladies will bring quilts to lay out just because there are no little fuzzy impediments. Last year I brought a stuffed animal kitty just to put on quilts as they were being laid out, just to make the owners laugh. 

  • Upvote 10
Link to comment

That sounds like my 3 1/2(we might adopt one of our fosters). We call them the babies sum'bitches.

 

  • Upvote 8
Link to comment
feministxtian

Posted

But mama...if u r playing wid the quilt you not playing wid me. I iz moar important than quilt. Table iz mai place not quilt place. Mama? Mama? Y u yell at me? I iz just a cute kitteh what needz da attention. I wubs u mama. 

  • Upvote 10
Link to comment

Tsk. Ignoring the cuteness is a crime. I'll match the hard lemonade and raise 3 bottles of mead. 

How is he with yarn? I'm an avid knitter.

  • Upvote 4
Link to comment
Imrlgoddess

Posted

@KhanYou may have tangled nest of kitten yarn while you're knitting.  He also has to help you in the bathroom, apparently holding kitties keeps hoomans safe on the potty.

  • Upvote 2
Link to comment

He's a Poopervisor? Excellent! I have a few of those.  You have one sleek little mischief maker. I'd love to see him going after a laser pointer.

  • Upvote 3
Link to comment
Destiny

Posted

He's beautiful! I'd take him. Somewhere I have a picture of my dearly departed heart kitty in the ruins of a very nearly finished afghan. Fuzzy creatures are good at messing up their human's projects, no?

I'll offer a case of good wine.

  • Upvote 3
Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Posts

    • treehugger

      Posted

      I really think it depends where you live as to what attitudes people have towards kids. I always felt really insecure about having my kids in public in Southern Ontario (where mega families were common) because people were unbelievably judgy about how they behaved and my parenting in general.
       

      Then we moved to downtown Montreal, where having more than 1 kid was considered a big family, and everyone is just so kind and supportive and encouraging. No one batted an eye at them. I swear that’s why we moved here. 

      • Upvote 1
    • LillyP

      Posted

      I feel like they're just regular old Fall family portraits...it's that time of year! All my clients are getting on the books for their Christmas card photos now too. At first I thought maybe an announcement based on the bear with pink ribbon, but I actually think it's more possible that is just to honor the loss they had. I can't imagine they'd give that much away prior to a big announcement. I could be wrong though.

      • Upvote 2
    • GuineaPigCourtship

      Posted

      My bet is it's all for show so they're not changing anything.  After all, these people side hugged their own kids.

      • Upvote 1
    • Howl

      Posted

      5 hours ago, sleepygirl1 said:

      Catch me up on the Bradrick family? Are they the ones that had a daughter in law wear a yellow wedding dress?

      Bradrick! and wife #1 Kelly were the darlings and the couple-of-the-year and marriage of the year  amonst the Vision Forum elite.

      Kelly and Bradrick! proceeded to quickly have six children before the perfect marriage imploded and Kelly sued for divorce, based on...nobody knows for sure.  I

      n the meantime,  Vision Forum had imploded because Doug Phillips was exposed as a sexual predator;  the Vision Forum gravy train left the station and left Bradrick! high and dry.  The young couple headed to the Pacific Northwest where Bradrick!'s family lives and Bradrick! became a realtor.  There's a classic photo of Kelly pregnant and maybe even barefoot, standing on the deck outside their mobile home on a damp day, surrounded by very young children. She looked so...over it. 

      Bradrick! stayed in the Pacific Northwest and Kelly and six kids flounced home to daddy Scottie Brown and then she married the current husband. 

       

    • Howl

      Posted (edited)

      5 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

      I always wonder if Kelly is happily remarried or if she just said yes to the first guy who would take on 6 step kids. 

      and

      1 hour ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

      I think she unenthusiastically said yes to the first man Scotty Brown (not/never father of the year) convinced/ coerced to take her and the 6 step kids.

      I never got a positive vibe from that match.  The guy was a (I think) 30-something never married head master of a Xtian school.  

      Yeah, I'm sure it was a match made by Scotty Brown and never Kelly's choice.  I wonder if Bradrick! will get the call that Kelly is sending one or more of the kids to live with him.  I hope the kids at least get to visit Bradrick! in the summers. 

      Edited by Howl


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.