Baby tests positive for cocaine

[HerNameIsBuffy]

This may surprise you but it's harder to find octopi willing to wear outfits.  So hopefully these nude images won't stir up any desires which cannot be righteously fulfilled...

Well, this one isn't totally naked. He's wearing a hat...

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We now have a dumbo octopus ready for service...don't be fooled...the name is due to ears - he's got a brilliant mind.

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a ghost...

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Several piglet octopi ...

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and this guy.  He majored in dance.

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we did have to turn some applicants away this time...

a troll who was clearly trying to infiltrate for nepharious purposes...

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this guy seemed well intentioned but the attitude...everything is bitch eating crackers with him....

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we probably could have made room for this candidate, but he needed part time due to his commitment at a sea park and we need total commitment...

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And this one...he was escorted out by security....I've had to change my number because he won't stop calling...

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[Khan]

@HerNameIsBuffy, I just spit my tea all over my phone and myself!   You've outdone yourself,  madam. The new recruits are fabulous. 

[Fundie Bunny]

I am really disappointed at you, @HerNameIsBuffy. Squidward is not an octopus, is a squid 

[ALM7]

  Foxes!!!        Penguins!!!   What about US! 

 

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[nelliebelle1197]

7 hours ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

This may surprise you but it's harder to find octopi willing to wear outfits.  So hopefully these nude images won't stir up any desires which cannot be righteously fulfilled...

Well, this one isn't totally naked. He's wearing a hat...

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We now have a dumbo octopus ready for service...don't be fooled...the name is due to ears - he's got a brilliant mind.

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a ghost...

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Several piglet octopi ...

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and this guy.  He majored in dance.

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we did have to turn some applicants away this time...

a troll who was clearly trying to infiltrate for nepharious purposes...

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this guy seemed well intentioned but the attitude...everything is bitch eating crackers with him....

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we probably could have made room for this candidate, but he needed part time due to his commitment at a sea park and we need total commitment...

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And this one...he was escorted out by security....I've had to change my number because he won't stop calling...

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Buff, how good was that wine tonight?

 

[Grimalkin]

         ........now I think 3 foot penus whenever I see squidward. Spongebob will never be the same for me.

[FundieFarmer]

11 hours ago, Maggie Mae said:

(although we do not, yet, have a fundie who has dragged their 11 children to live on a boat)

MY GOD NO PLEASE NO ANYTHING BUT THIS

Just think how bad this would be if the RFam took to the seas...

[Palimpsest]

11 hours ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

I'll find a breed of octopus that can follow direction.  Just no giant squid - and if you don't know why...read my blog (spoiler alert:. Killing machines with 3' penises.)

Goats for high terrain?  

Definitely goats, but get the right breed.  This lot wouldn't be much good for FJ rescue purposes.

 

[HerNameIsBuffy]

5 hours ago, ALM7 said:

  Foxes!!!        Penguins!!!   What about US! 

 

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They will always be the A team...we're hiring in some help so they can get some rest.

38 minutes ago, Palimpsest said:

Definitely goats, but get the right breed.  This lot wouldn't be much good for FJ rescue purposes.

 

I was once told if I were an animal I'd be w fainting goat (due to my crazy hyper startle reflex)...loves!  Video was awesome.

[nausicaa]

I just want to say I love everything about where this conversation has gone in the last fifteen hours. 

And I freaking love foxes. I'm all in. (Though I'd prefer rescue crabs to rescue octopi, but I can compromise.)

[HerNameIsBuffy]

Just now, nausicaa said:

I just want to say I love everything about where this conversation has gone in the last fifteen hours. 

And I freaking love foxes. I'm all in. (Though I'd prefer rescue crabs to rescue octopi, but I can compromise.)

We have a penguin disguised as a crab.  I can reach out to these guys who might fit the bill:

(my journalistic integrity requires me to disclose only the first is actually a crab.  The others are clever disguises)

I was actually a little nervous someone would be offended that such a serious topic went so silly...glad that wasn't the case because I'm loving this thread drift.

 

 

 

[Grimalkin]

      @HerNameIsBuffy it surprises me how quickly you come up with these images. It's as if you already have them organized in a file someplace. It's impressive.

[HerNameIsBuffy]

Just now, Grimalkin said:

      @HerNameIsBuffy it surprises me how quickly you come up with these images. It's as if you already have them organized in a file someplace. It's impressive.

When people talk about the wonders of technology they rarely mention the benefit to society of being able to google "pets in crab costumes" for instant joy.

And in the course of this I may or may not have a file of anteaters wearing clothes in case it comes up.  When did this become s thing?  Where does one get anteaters and when did they become pets?

[Palimpsest]

@HerNameIsBuffyis a genius at this but she is slipping.  Of the latest lot -  #3, 4 and 6 are most definitely lobsters not crabs.  I'm shocked!

 

[Grimalkin]

1 minute ago, Palimpsest said:

@HerNameIsBuffyis a genius at this but she is slipping.  Of the latest lot -  #3, 4 and 6 are most definitely lobsters not crabs.  I'm shocked!

 

      I noticed that too but didn't want to say anything. I'm not picky about my crustaceans.

 

[Palimpsest]

Just now, Grimalkin said:

      I noticed that too but didn't want to say anything. I'm not picky about my crustaceans.

 

I take my seafood seriously! 

[Grimalkin]

4 minutes ago, Palimpsest said:

I take my seafood seriously! 

I sea that you do!

[HerNameIsBuffy]

@Palimpsest and @Grimalkin they look like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid who was a crab.

and they could be costumes of these guys...

red crabs...and they are clearly in smaller versions of this which is an adult crab costume...

 

Besides, who would dress a dog or cat up as a lobster?  That's just silly!

 

[Palimpsest]

@HerNameIsBuffyI stand corrected but you are making me hungry.  

That white dog is giving serious stink-eye.

@Grimalkin - Groan!  

[Grimalkin]

3 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

@Palimpsest and @Grimalkin they look like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid who was a crab.

and they could be costumes of these guys...

 

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red crabs...and they are clearly in smaller versions of this which is an adult crab costume...

 

Besides, who would dress a dog or cat up as a lobster?  That's just silly!

 

      It's not only silly but shellfish too!

[HerNameIsBuffy]

Just now, Grimalkin said:

      It's not only silly but shellfish too!

Very punny!  Groaning and laughing at the same time makes a noise that scared my cat.  

[Palimpsest]

2 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Groaning and laughing at the same time makes a noise that scared my cat.

Your cat isn't scared - it just ran off to find a lobster costume, poor deprived little thing.

[laPapessaGiovanna]

When I'll stop giggling like a silly 12yo I'll lpve you all even more 

[MyMilkshake]

On 7/7/2016 at 4:16 PM, ClaraOswin said:

Just saw this post about these two unfit parents. I have a hard time finding any sympathy for these two. In my opinion, they are currently unfit to be parents. They need help to get clean (which unfortunately should have happened BEFORE they had a child, but I know it's a long and difficult road for people.) I hope the child is in the care of responsible adults. I have no tolerance for drug use when there are children in your care. 

Any sympathy I had for them evaporated once I read that the parents refused blood tests for the baby at the hospital.
At that point, even though they knew they'd fucked up and the baby was having serious medical issues, they put protecting themselves over getting help for the baby.

It's cold enough when an adult gets dumped off in front of an ER when they're overdosing and their party pals don't want to be seen, but not standing up for your own baby? Come on now.

[nausicaa]

Some crab ideas:

This one could go stealth into the Arndt manboys play room:

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For anyone who needs a Jill Rodrigues rescue, one that coordinates with her eye makeup:

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Crabs are tough. They're not gonna take any shit from Steve, the Nauglers, or PP:

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And if, God forbid, things get ugly, they're ready.

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