Political Memes, Comics, and other Shenanigans, Part 54

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"Trump's Shortlist"

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I wonder if the first thing Marco Rubio thought when he found out he was on Trump’s shortlist was, “I wonder if it’s as short as his fingers.”

During the 2016 campaign, Marco Rubio insinuated that Donald Trump has a tiny penis which infuriated Trump and incited him to become the first presidential candidate to talk about his dick during a live debate. At the time, Trump referred to Rubio as Little Marco because he’s short and often wears lifts like fellow Floridian Ron DeSantis. Today, Marco Rubio has turned so much that he’ll probably argue that Trump is hung like Seattle Slew. Stormy Daniels, on the other hand, claims Trump is endowed about as well as a short mushroom character from a video game. Unless Marco’s seen Trump’s dingaling, we’ll take Stormy’s word.

The reason Rubio’s change in his opinion of Trump is interesting is that he’s reportedly on Trump’s shortlist of potential vice presidential candidates. According to reports, others on the list include North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum and Ohio Senator and Hillbilly Effigy author J.D. Vance. And just like Marco, Burgum and Vance have said very negative things about Donald Trump. Let’s start with Burgum because his are the least damaging.

Burgum didn’t say a lot about Trump during his short-lived presidential campaign but when asked if he’d go into business with him, Burgum said, “I don’t think so. I just think that it’s important that you’re judged by the company you keep.” That’s smart. Why get into a business with a guy as unethical as Trump? If you go into business with Trump, you could be sued for helping him run a fake university or lose all your money by helping him fund a casino that will soon be bankrupt. Even if you can get past Trump’s lack of ethics, and now Burgum can, doing business with Trump is a financial risk. Even purchasing stock for his shitty social media platform can destroy you financially.

Now, Burgum says he would go into business with Trump. In a recent interview, he said, “I wish every American could see him the way Kathryn and I have got to know him in the last six months because this guy is tireless, he’s committed, he’s smart, he’s funny. He’s nothing like he’s portrayed in the press, and so if you asked me that same question today, I’d be like, ‘Absolutely, I would do business with him.'” Was he hanging out with Trump or Mother Theresa?

What changed for Burgum, who’s been seen metaphorically kissing Trump’s ass at his recent hush money trial in New York City where he was found guilty on 34 counts? Did Burgum discover that Donald Trump is not a grifter? No, Burgum wants to be Trump’s veep pick.

J.D. Vance has said he didn’t vote for Trump in 2016. In 2016, Vance said in an interview, “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him.” Take note that never doesn’t actually mean never when a Republican says it.

Vance has gone back and deleted tweets of him publicly considering voting for Hillary Clinton and calling Trump “noxious” and “reprehensible.” Additionally, a friend of J.D.’s has texts of him stating that Trump could be “America’s Hitler.” Now that Trump is actually promising to be America’s Hitler, J.D. wants to be his Hermann Göring. You can do it, J.D!

Those are harsh words and should be difficult to take back. How do you take back calling someone Hitler? J.D. should be asked to explain why he initially thought Trump was “America’s Hitler,” and then asked to explain what changed his mind. I don’t think I’ve ever changed my opinion on someone I thought so little of to compare them to Hitler.

Out of these three picks, Marco has made the most critical comments about Trump.

In 2016, Marco told Jake Tapper of CNN, “For years to come, there are many people on the right, in the media and voters at large, that are going to be having to explain and justify how they fell into this trap of supporting Donald Trump.” I’m very much looking forward to hearing Marco’s explanation in the future for why he fell into the trap of supporting Donald Trump.

At a campaign event in 2016, Rubio called Trump a “con artist,” telling the crowd, “He runs on this idea that he is fighting for the little guy. But he has spent his entire career, sticking it to the little guy…If you all have friends who are thinking about voting for Donald Trump, friends do not let friends vote for con artists.” That, or you stop being friends with those friends. If you’re friends with Marco, it’s time to kick him to the curb.

And there was also the joking of Donald Trump’s tiny hands, insinuating he has a tiny feeble dick.

Rubio explains his past criticism of Trump as “it was a campaign.” That means never believe anything Marco Rubio says on a campaign. He has no soul. That’s the thing about most Republicans, right? They will sell their souls to a tiny-dick grifting noxious reprehensible Hitler-like motherfucker for their political careers.

Each of these guys is lobbying to be a heartbeat away from the presidency underneath a guy who doesn’t have a heart..or even an average size penis.

 

 

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I do like hockey and have been known to find myself curiously enthralled by a good curling match. Bonus points - I wouldn’t have to move. 

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34 minutes ago, AnywhereButHere said:

 

I do like hockey and have been known to find myself curiously enthralled by a good curling match. Bonus points - I wouldn’t have to move. 

Yes, please!

I do know how to sing O Canada.

The downside is I would need a passport in order to see my mom and siblings, if you are even allowed to visit Jesusland.

Edited July 13 by Audrey2

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"Trump Shot"

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What are the odds that the person who advocated for the most violence over the past eight years got shot? OK, in this case…grazed in the ear.

First of all, this was a horrible event. I don’t advocate violence against anyone. While I’ll satirize, I think the “dammit he missed” jokes are too far. Let the other side be vile, like when Donald Trump Jr spread conspiracy theories and jokes about Paul Pelosi being attacked inside his home.

I don’t believe this was staged either. If you’re posting online that you think it was, stop. Leave the conspiracy theories to the MAGAts. We’re supposed to be better than this.

The most horrible part to me, even worse than someone trying to a former president’s (sic) life is that the grifter will make the most of it to boost his image, campaign, and merch. Donald Trump seized the moment for a photo-op and his cult is eating it up. He’s now a living martyr. Now they’ll claim he’s risking his life “for us.” That makes me sick when he’s the most selfish person in the world.

This will play into the claims of being victimized. Someone at the podium during the Republican National Convention this week will claim “they” tried to kill him,” despite the shooter being a Republican.

I’ve already seen idiots on Twitter claim Biden sent the gunman. Now they’ll claim he registered as a Republican just to throw people off, and he probably was registered while President Obama’s birth certificate was being placed in the Honolulu Star-Bulletin when he was born in Kenya.

I’ll write more about this but I have to pack for Milwaukee, which should be even more interesting now.

I was doing laundry last night and I was going to start this cartoon after I put my load into the dryer (hee hee…load)…and I locked myself out of my apartment. It was around 10 p.m. The super of my building is the soundest sleeper in the world as banging on his door and windows while shouting his name will not wake him up, even in his tiny studio apartment. I was locked outside for eight hours. EIGHT FUCKING HOURS.

After I got into my apartment, I kicked out this cartoon, and then I went to bed.

Let me close with this.

Elon Musk posted last night that Trump is the toughest person to ever run for president since Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving a speech. Trump made himself look fierce and tough by pumping his fist in the air while shouting “Fight, fight, fight.” Again, he’s pushing violence.

The difference between Teddy’s and Trump’s shootings is that Teddy was actually shot, not grazed, in the chest. Trump was grazed in the ear. Trump immediately went to the hospital. Teddy finished his speech.

 

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"Blood Type Heinz"

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Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed the classified documents trial against Donald Trump. This happened while I was on a flight from Baltimore to Tampa and I was bombarded with messages as soon as I landed.

Now, Trump is using getting shot in the ear to argue that all cases against him should be dismissed in the name of national unity. If Trump can use this to enable him to grift, then I can use it to make fun of him and to again point out how ridiculous the man is.

If you think my cartoons are too harsh, then check out Gary Varvel’s first and second cartoons on the shooting. And they accuse us of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Sorry for the short blog, kids. I hasta catch a flight. See you in Milwaukee.

Creative note: This cartoon was started on a train to Baltimore yesterday. I continued to work on it today at the Baltimore airport, colored on the plane, and finished in the Tampa airport, which is also where this blog was written. It’s loud here. Floridians, pssh.

 

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